Who knows haha. It all confuses me!Wow! Nice! I went to MU and majored in Theater and minored in Astrology, but I work as a baker at a Bakery. There’s not many jobs out there for Theater nerds with a dream of touring the spacious skies above.
Oh, well I once had a job on an Op-ed column writing about politics, so I’m pretty savvy.

Oh, Theater, how lovely! We can both be artistic and unemployed, then. Still though, astrology? That’s an interesting minor. Do you want to be the first man to read a Shakespearean monologue on the moon?
Woah! Not cool! If I was the editor, I’d totally go digital. I get that he probably wanted to do it old school but...
Oh, the newspaper went under. Not many people read papers anymore and the editor refused to go digital -shrug- Well,...